France 2012 - Introduction

As both of you already know, I have absented myself from Anouchka Talks for a couple of weeks. Habibi and I have been abroad (en France!) since the end of October and elected to go off the proverbial grid...

However, I have been diligently journaling throughout our travels and, once we get all our photos organized, I will include my journal entries (both written and photographic) here in a series called France 2012.

With that, I invite you to retroactively join Habibi and me as we journey -by car- through France. Where better to learn about Gothic architecture, WWII battle history, or that pain au chocolat is a "sometimes food"? Together, we will experience everything from café to shoes to watching Les Simpsons in your hotel room to living a life of exercise where the only cardio is walking stairs and the only resistance training is hovering over seatless public toilets.

So pour yourself un petit café, grab a croissant and hunker down for a few pages of mediocre reading.

Bonne lecture!

La Tour Eiffel by night

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