First World Problems .6

Canadian $100 bills are plastic now, so I have to use 20s to light my cigars.

I'm cold but I don't like eating with a jacket on.

My toilet paper does not contain aloe.

Some poor person asked me for the time before I could put my headphones in.

I put money in the Salvation Army bucket when the person wasn't looking.

Ugh, I just watched a bunch of commercials because I forgot that the show I was watching was DVR'd.

And, for the pièce de résistance…

My keyless entry stopped working, so now I have to open my car with a key like some sort of grimy medieval dungeon master.

(Taken from http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/?count=25&after=t3_mfw0p.)

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