*I didn't open the microwave fast enough, so I had to hear all four
of the reminder beeps.
Happy
weekend, everyone!
*I parked between a Maserati and Porsche and now I feel embarrassed for driving
a Mercedes.
*Chipotle was full so I had to share a table with some strangers like it was the first Thanksgiving.
*My drive to work isn’t long enough for my heated seat to fully heat.
*My cab driver just farted.
*My gold pocket watch is inconvenient.
*I had to walk into the bank this morning like some kind of #$%^*(*^& animal.
*Chipotle was full so I had to share a table with some strangers like it was the first Thanksgiving.
*My drive to work isn’t long enough for my heated seat to fully heat.
*My cab driver just farted.
*My gold pocket watch is inconvenient.
*I had to walk into the bank this morning like some kind of #$%^*(*^& animal.
(Taken from http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems)
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