I got some bad news today:
my gym is cutting my Thursday morning kickboxing class. BOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I am so bummed!
This is the only class that I have been able to attend faithfully
(whereas others are sometimes hit or miss) for the past YEAR! The instructor even knows my name! Yet just like that, they pull it out from
under my feet to replace it with yet another
cycling class. (Is there no justice in
the world?) I call those “Pain in the Ass
Class” because that is literally what it is.
I actually had a lady -who was NOT the instructor- come up to me once at
the end of a cycling class and lecture me on why my bike wasn’t set up
properly. I wanted to tell her that my
seat was set low because I didn’t want to get an enema, but shoot, what did I know? I’m just a kickboxer.
Please excuse me
while I go scratch my bug bites from Tuesday night.
OK, I’m back. Now where was I? Oh yes…
Come on! Why do we
need another spin class? Don’t those
people know that their bikes aren’t actually
moving? Do we really need to encourage
the insanity? I swear, it’s like
watching a dog trying to get a treat hanging on a treadmill.
Hang on. Gotta go apply my new perfume: After Bite.
Yow! That stings!
Anyway, as I was saying…
Sorry. I’m getting
emotional. It’s time to be rational, so
let’s work through this logically: If
you were managing a gym and had to cancel a class, would you take one from (A) the
kickboxers who could knee-strike-round-house-clockwork-hitch-kick your face in
or from (B) the cyclists who might be
pissed (that is, if you can get their attention off the unattainable biscuit),
but as fast as they might ride their bikes, they will never catch up to
you?
Dammit! That bite on the back of my knee is making me crazy!
It's so hard to apply After Bite when you can't reach the bug bite to begin with!
Man! Now it's running down my leg and it looks like I just peed my pants.
I think I know which one makes more sense. I’m thinking of the manager’s safety, you
know. Just sayin’.
I don’t want to be melodramatic, but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I’m so tired. When is
nap time? Who wants to buy me a coffee?
Hahahaha. Not a fan of cycling either. And kickboxing, for me, makes more sense as an exercise regimen.
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