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  1. This morning at the gym I saw a guy wearing a gas mask.  It was literally an exact replica of those issued by the military in WWI and WWII.  Anyone know what that's all about?
  2. When I got home from the gym, I sat on the floor to play with Betty.  She decided to lick my hair because it was salty and sweaty.  Gross.  My cat is a freak.
  3.  Habibi and I are preparing for our next big date:
    http://warriordash.com/index.php
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